So many cookies... so many flavors... too much going on!!!!

If you're overwhelmed - read on!

We are an online bakery, with a brick & mortar location in SE Portland. We specialize in crazy cookies with a never ending variety of flavors & fun names to go along! We change our flavors a LOT & love experimenting with new products that come out. Our cookies last for a YEAR in the freezer, so folks love to stock up on limited batch flavors, or cut them up into quarters & pull them out for the occasional treat. They can be eaten straight out of the package, or warmed up for a gooey treat! Heat em up in the microwave, oven, or even air fryer! Some will keep them in the fridge as the dough tastes like a frozen cookie sandwich when eaten cold! You really can't go wrong with them!

How does it work?

We have a basic chocolate chip cookie & a gluten free peanut butter cookie that are ALWAYS available. We also have our G.O.A.T (greatest of all time) pack with our 6 most popular flavors ever as a bundle) which has been around since July 2019 and will not be going anywhere!

We have had many different menu formats. As of January 2022, we have a monthly rotating structure - each month brings 12 different cookie flavors! They may be returning from previous menus, brand new, or a G.O.A.T pack flavor! These are available both online & at our retail location for the entire month! Each month we also have 3 different Mega Monster flavors. Mega Monster are 20+oz versions of our regular cookie. They are only available online, but can be placed for local pick up if wanting to get it in store!

In addition to the rotating menu, we do once a month "drops". This is a crazy flood of exclusive & limited edition products that release at a specific time. It is typically a mix of seasonal flavors, extra Custom orders, experimental flavors, etc.! It is also the ONLY time to get our Mini Monsters (the "goldilocks" flavor, typically weighing between 11-18oz!). 

We do our best to have the best variety of flavors - something for everyone! & if you don't see a flavor that you want, you can always custom order them here! We do not currently offer custom Mini Monsters, Mega Monsters, Magic Bars, etc. however we are always open to flavor suggestions! Many of our flavors have come from customers suggestions, and sometimes if a flavor becomes popular enough we will name it after them! Ex: Em's Chocolate Sexual, Shaun's Olympia Mega Monster, Wolf Pro, Allison's Choco PB, etc!

If you're overwhelmed - it is OKAY! Most people are.. heck, we are! As long as you like the flavor profile of an item, and don't mind a sweet cookie dough like treat, you will enjoy it! If you really don't want to choose and are feeling adventurous - we have seasonal pick items available! These are discounted items because we choose what they are based on what we have at the time!

If you have any questions, feel free to shoot us a message here, email us at, or call us!